BOBBY EXPLAINS THINGS, SUCH AS….

• What it means when you’ve been assigned an 11:07am tee time on the final day of the tournament, and you know the awards ceremony is just after lunch.
• How to behave when you lie two on the ladies’ tee.
• How to explain yourself at your first lesson without doing so in a falsetto.
• What to do if they duck on the 5th when you yell “fore” on the 11th.
• The difference between a game that is a “problem” and a game that is a “mess”.